Two Italian Men
I was sent this joke today, and thought I would share:
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
“Emma comefirst. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”
“You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. “In this country….we don’t speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.”
“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Whos talkin’ abouta sex? I’m a just a tellin’ my frienda how to spell Mississippi’.”
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2 Responses to “Two Italian Men”
Comment from Al
Time 27th July 2005 at 12:05 pm
I think when I first heard that joke it was described as two carribean men. Which makes a little more sense 
Did you hear about the man who got run over by a steam train?
He was chuffed to bits.
Comment from Surferbill
Time 21st July 2005 at 8:18 am
Of course, what I don’t get is why two Italian men would be speaking English to each other…