Archive for January, 2004

Do you want to know how to cook rice so it’s not starchy?

By Surferbill - Last updated: Sunday, January 25, 2004

Rinse the rice under cold water before you put it in the pan. Rinse it till the water runs clear. Put the rice in a pan and cover with boiling water so the water goes about 2cm above the rice. Cook it on a medium heat till the water disappears and you get air bubbles [...]

MTV’s The Maxx

By Surferbill - Last updated: Saturday, January 24, 2004

As we walk back home, my mind wanders across all the only, misguided people in this dark city. Lots of other people could use my help, but somehow, I always come back to old Maxx. Jeez, the poor guy doesn’t have a clue. Everytime he gets into trouble, he goes into this, “in another world [...]

Retire at 45

By Surferbill - Last updated: Friday, January 23, 2004

QDB: Quote #203815

By Surferbill - Last updated: Thursday, January 22, 2004

In a perfect world… spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.

The RIAA Prank

By Surferbill - Last updated: Wednesday, January 21, 2004

See also The Credit Card Prank

Call Centre Confidential

By Surferbill - Last updated: Tuesday, January 20, 2004

The Day Britain Stopped

By Surferbill - Last updated: Monday, January 19, 2004

This documentary-style drama, set in the future, is an account of the events of 19 December, 2003 that brought Britain to a standstill. Watch it on the BBC website.

QDB: Quote #205633

By Surferbill - Last updated: Friday, January 16, 2004

WallJam7: roses are red WallJam7: violets are blue WallJam7: all of my base WallJam7: are belong to you

Interview with Gollum from Lord Of The Rings

By Surferbill - Last updated: Thursday, January 15, 2004

The Rail

By Surferbill - Last updated: Sunday, January 11, 2004

“Building a Railroad Across the Internet”